i just clapped for a band on tv. it felt right, and then weird.
i wish i could make a career doing what i am best at. unfortunately i don't think i can be a professional avocado picker.
why do all baseball players look like douches?
isn't whistle blowing just the adult version of tattle telling?
how did the tenacious d movie happen without me noticing, i am making up for lost time now!